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Jambo my name is Zoya and I blog for me.

When BFFs fight

*you have created a group chat*
*Caleb has just entered. Chris has just entered.*
me: i cannot fathom
what you 2 are up to
ARE YOU GUYS NOT TALKING ANYMORE
I FEEL SO OUT OF THE LOOP
Chris: not talking to THAT guy
me: ...
CHILDREN
Y'ALL BETTER WORK IT OUT
OR ELSE
Caleb: NGH
me: oh yeah
and which one of you
msged me on tumblr?
Caleb: prbly vivians new bff
Chris: whoa WHAT DID U JUST CALL ME?
me: woahwoahwoah calm down you guys
10: 40 PM
Caleb: YOU HEARD ME
Chris: ZOYA U BETTER STAY OUTTA THIS
THIS IS NONE OF UR BUSINESS
me: ....
imma knock some sense into y'alls heads on Sunday
Caleb: YEA
ZOYA
STAY OUTT OF THIS
Chris: WHO DO U THINK YOU ARE ZOYA??
Caleb: YOU MIGHT GET HURT
me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAOMGDYING
im posting this on tumblr
Caleb: YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY
Chris: WHAT KIND OF FRIEND ARE YOU ZOYA
Caleb: BETTER FRIEND THAN YOU
DONT INSULT ZOYA
OR YOU DEAD
Chris: YEAH LIKE U CAN KILL ME
I GOT NEWTON ON MY SIDE
Caleb: IF YOU LIKE HIM SO MUCH
WHY DONT YOU ADD HIM
AND UNFRIEND ME
ON FB
Chris: YOU KNOW WHAT I MIGHT JUST DO THAT
Caleb: THEN GO
SEEEE IF I CARE
me: omg
what
is
this
Chris: I TOLD U TO STAY OUT OF THIS
Caleb: DONT YOU YELLL AT MY SISSY
me: i feel like we live in such a abusive home
Chris: hi
Caleb: hi chris
hows it going
enjoying life?
Chris: yeah
dahbsing is pretty fun